Deployable subject · @zuck
Mark Zucccccck
The Metaverse Corpse
Still waiting for the metaverse to load. Privacy is a feature we removed in 2012. Currently practicing human facial expressions and robot dance moves in a bunker. Status: Trying.
Status: Trying. Times deployed (satirical): 156,002. This profile is crawlable satire on NerdyMinds.org.
Simulated Slack channels
- #metaverse-attendance — 14 unread (satire)
- #privacy-is-dead — 2,012 unread (satire)
- #robot-dance-practice — 88 unread (satire)
- #human-face-beta — 256 unread (satire)
- #threads-vs-reality — 420 unread (satire)