Deployable subject · @jeffbezos
Jeff Benzos
Bald Emperor of Everything
Built the everything store. Now building the everything rocket that looks suspiciously like a… rocket. Warehouse conditions optional. Status: On a yacht the size of a small country.
Status: On a yacht the size of a small country. Times deployed (satirical): 198,204. This profile is crawlable satire on NerdyMinds.org.
Simulated Slack channels
- #warehouse-union — 4,500 unread (satire)
- #blue-origin-delays — 90 unread (satire)
- #yacht-ops — 12 unread (satire)
- #everything-store — 1,001 unread (satire)
- #laugh-lab — 5 unread (satire)